About: Theodore Trout
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Theodore N. M. Trout, the illustrious illustrator of Haruffa Tales, was born in the remote
northern wilderness where he was found as an infant and lovingly raised by
a school of enchanted trout. Eventually he eloped from his elusive Elysium and
mutated into an underground radio collective based on the fictional Mabel
Island, Billish Columbazalm. It was here
that he became beloved by the elderly, animals and voluptuous women all up and
down the region of Cascadia as he ruled the airwaves with an iron hand, a
wooden foot, and a piece of string. After a childhood assault finally
metamorphosed into an aneurysm, he mutated further into his own ancestor,
Aloysius Monahan Wildebeest Trout, the fearless Vampire Killer. Today, long
since lapsed into senility, he lives a quiet life surrounded by peacocks and
potatoes. Still, the glint of madness remains in his eye. Theodore Trout; man,
mutant, myth or menace? You be the Judge.
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